What's on your couch?

The clutter is trying to kill me...for real. It won't go away no matter how much I clean up or throw out or put away. So I'm starting a series of posts called "What's in/on your..." Today is "What's on your couch?" And no, I'm not posting a picture. Here I go:

• Daisy (kitty)
• Me
• 7 pillows, in disarray
• craft jar
• frozen purse
• legos
• Tiana
• Mail
• Magazines
• Dolly
• Dora doll
• play phone
• construction paper
• broken magic wand (not so magic huh?)
• Duke (kitty)
• laptop (well, it's in my lap...does that count?)
• 2 blankets
• Strawberry shortcake dolls (2)
• Stains...so many stains

The real exercise is "What's supposed to be in/on your..." The answer for me is:

• 7 pillows in formation
• 2 kitties are allowed (but no cat hair...haha)
• 2 blankets
• Me...or anyone else