what kind of mother will i be?

good question...if i ever get to that point, what kind of mother will i be?

i'd like to think that i would be a good mother. except that i wanted to drown my two new kittens this morning. they are driving me CRAZY!!! do mothers ever think like this? i'm pretty sure they do, but most would never admit it. these kittens are all up in my business all. the. time. and they jump on my legs, clawing the crap out of me. you have to understand that my skin is the whitest of white and i have a disease that causes inflammation and i'm allergic to cats. so you can imagine what my legs look like with big red scratches all up and down them. not cute. we're getting in to shorts season here, so these babies better start behaving!

last night, i was performing the glamorous job of scooping poop out of the litter box. well daisy (who wanted the ultimate amount of privacy in the beginning) decided to get in the box and poop! well excuse me miss thang...please go ahead. at least she knows where the litter box is now :)

the only thing that saves them is that they're cute...cutest when they fall asleep in my lap. this happens quite frequently, but only after they have run around like lunatics leaving a path of destruction in their wake. this tuckers them out and they come find mommy's warm lap and fall asleep quite quickly.