some changes are going on here that i'm not particularly pleased with... i've been noticing that the hairs on my upper lip have been getting a little longer and more plentiful. and jeff said to me "babe, don' t take this the wrong way but i think you have chin hairs...good thing your hair is so light." this weekend a couple of thelip hairs started to tickle me so i decided to pluck them. holy crap that was painful...definitely worse than eyebrows. so then i decided to use waxing strips. um ouch. worst thing is, the strips only took the little hairs off in the middle of my lip, not the longer ones on the sides. not to mention that my lip is still a little too pink and it's two days later. so now i have a HALF-STACHE! my new nickname :) oh and i noticed last night that my shoulders are fuzzy...come on now...gross.
then last night when i weighed myself (i do this at night and in the morning to see how much water i lose through peeing a million times a night - fun game for me) i had broken a mark that i have never been to...171.5 pounds!!! wtf??? so i got upset and started to cry. i know it will go away and that it's temporary (people say that shit to me every day and i get annoyed because i already know that) but it's so gross. i'm definitely growing out of most of my clothes and i'm irritated because i don't want to buy a million new things knowing that the weight will go down. i'm just going to start wearing those dresses that mrs. roper used to wear on three's company. that's hot.
i told a friend last night that i look like a cabbage patch kid gone wrong...more like a garbage pail kid! see, i already have a garbage pail kid name...half-stache!
update: i plucked the shit out of my stache...looking better now!
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Ooooh...I remember garbage pail kids! You're not one of them. I didn't know about the shoulder hair...you are lucky that you have light hair though. Keep weaning...it's all you can do at this point. Can you take a pic of your hair? You may be happy you did after you shed ;)
ReplyDeleteOoooohhh lordy. I don't know where to start. I feel for you but can't help but giggle at your self-sacrificing humor. I'm with your sister for documenting with photos- if nothing else when your 16 year old drives the car through the garage you can show photographic evidence of what you went through to have them.
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