okay so my dreams have been very weird lately. sometimes i remember them more than others. i figured i'd jot them down so that i can look back and giggle. maybe you'll giggle too? nah, they're not that funny.
dream one:
i got called in to work the dinner shift at houlihan's, which i hadn't done in many years. i was having trouble remembering table numbers. all of the staff seemed to remember me, but i didn't recognize them. i remember thinking that they looked like the girls i worked with as a nurse, but that didn't make sense. eventually i was told that i wasn't getting any tables because i had been canceled (that sucked since i had just come in). i went to change to go home but couldn't find my shoes. i eventually chose between someone's gold and white flip flops and chose the white ones (neither were very cute). i left the restaurant and started walking through the mall (houlihan's was not in the mall when i worked there). then i realized that i had forgotten my purse so i walked all the way back but couldn't find it. i was very upset but left anyway because they were yelling at me. (we used to call these houlimares when we worked at houlihan's)
dream two:
after shopping in sears for new clothes (gotta love sears clothes), we sat down to a big round table at red robin. my mom and jeff had stepped away from the table and had left their cell phones behind. i realized at the next table over, and old college roommate was celebrating her birthday and all of my old college roommates were at her table. one was even at my table and snuck away to sit at hers (as if i didn't notice). my table was mixed with family, friends, and co-workers. all of the sudden i looked outside and there was a tidal wave coming at the restaurant, knocking people over as it came. i screamed and looked around for jeff and mom but couldn't find them. i couldn't call them because i had their phones. i paid the check, which was over $500 so that the waitress wouldn't get stiffed (because that's important at the time of a tidal wave). i went to get my raincoat (also important, gotta protect yourself from the water) and stopped on the way back to wish my old college roommate a happy birthday. she had feathers in her hair and was dressed in the colors of red robin. eventually everyone came back to the table but no one would pay their share of the check (bastards...i'll never do that again).
dream three:
jeff and i were on vacation somewhere sunny. we had wasted the first day of vacation in travel and the second day of vacation doing silly things (don't remember what, probably sleeping). so i remember feeling like we had to do something good on this third day before we went home. we eventually crossed a bridge and found our way to the place we had been looking for (whatever that was). jeff joined a swimming class with a bunch of old asian people. i pulled him out of the water saying we had to go on a bike ride. we eventually ended up at a buffet. (we just booked a vacation so i assume this dream came from that)
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I am amazed that you remember your dreams! Maybe because they are quite unusual...Mom
ReplyDeleteyou.are.so.weird.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're writing these down!