Friday Night Leftovers

My first Friday Night Leftovers...thanks to Danifred and Rebecca for the idea!

• How much is a ducky wubba-nub really worth to me?  Enough that I bought a backup.
• How many spit up episodes does it take to make me smell like spit up?
• Do I smell like spit up? 
  
• Am I one of "those moms" now if I knowingly wear clothes out that have spit up on them?
• What is the best way to get spit up and breast milk (not the same thing IMO) out of my couch cushions?
• Does my couch smell like spit up?
• How do moms maintain their sanity?
• I love shellac manicures...have one scheduled tomorrow.
• If my watch is water resistant, does that mean it is spit up resistant?  
• Does Michael Kors care that I need a spit up resistant watch?
• Thank goodness for that swing...and that ducky.
• Freeze warning tonight...wtf?
• I wish I had a ducky fairy.
• I almost went to my doctor's appointment without changing into normal people clothes.
• I brought a sandwich with me to my appointment but almost forgot to eat it...I finally remembered it at 2:30.
• I really should start going to the gym again.  They've gotten enough of my money for free.  Wait does that make sense?
• I'm thirsty...all the time.  And yes mom, I'm drinking water.
• My husband has become a good cook...he's been making most of our dinners and they're delicious!
• I just typed "their're"...sad.
• Thank goodness for wine.
• I need to buy more wine.